As I was trying to pack for vacation, my three-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and she stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed, staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face

I said, "What's wrong honey?"

She replied, "What happened to my booger?"