Stranded on a desert island... For years, three men were stranded on a desert island. One day, a magic lamp washed on to the beach. They rubbed the lamp, and a genie appeared that granted each man a wish. Read more

3 Friends in Heaven… 3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, “When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say? Read more

Family Twists… Once upon a time there was a Family called the Twists. A mother, a father, and several children. Four of them had mouths that were twisted into strange shapes.Read more

Daddy & Daughter… As I was trying to pack for vacation, my three-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, “Daddy, look at this”. Read more

3 Sisters… Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together. Read more

Cheap Christmas Gift… After being away on business for a week before the Christmas Holiday, Bob thought it would be nice to bring his wife a gift. Read more

Dreaming of Diamonds… On her birthday morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” Read more

The Golfers Mistake… A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,” he tells the doctor Read more